Tag: I am 57% Insane

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Stolen from SapphieTaffy, see hers here!

[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting you"
[] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks. 
[] You have run into a tree/bush/pole etc.
[] You have been called a blonde. 

so far: 2

[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. 
[] You just tried to lick your elbow. 
[] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody. 
[] You just sang them to make sure..  
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. 
[x] You have choked on your own spit.

so far: 5

[] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it. 
[] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.

so far: 7

[x] You have fallen asleep in class.   
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about. 
[] People often shake their heads and walk away from you. 
[] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'. 

so far: 10

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math. 
[] You have eaten a bug accidentally. 
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. 
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. 
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

so far: 14

[] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't. 
[] You break a lot of things. 
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused. 
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.  
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. 

so far: 17

[x] The word "um" is used frequently. 
[] You don't know what "um" means. 
[] You say "what" and "huh" a lot. 
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

so far: 19

Now you multiply it by 3 for your score.
And write as your journal title "I am __% Insane...

Only 57%! I thought it would be much higher. ...Should I be concerned or relieved?

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